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Two Top Tits

 The Arch-appeaser and Quisling Farage

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Boris "Jolly Good Fun" Johnson and Michael Gnome -  The Laurel and Hardy of UK politics for both sides. As without them we would not be leaving the EU and the Tories would still have a majority.

Two Big Tits Kissing

One Really Big Tit with a Big Tit

Xi Jinping - The General Secretary of the Communist Party of China and the president of the People's Republic of China, with his new fag

Two Big Tits and Some Other Bloke

On the left Lynton Crosby tobacco lobbyist and "Campaign Consultant" who uses the Wedge strategy which Wikipedia rather politely explains is when a party "introduces a divisive or controversial social issue into a campaign, aligning its own stance with the dissenting faction of its opponent party, with the goal of causing vitriolic debate inside the opposing party, defection of its supporters, and the legitimising of sentiment which had previously been considered inappropriate." If he were actually working for UKRIP then he would be doing a great job! On the right Grant Shapps Tory party chairman aka "multimillion-dollar web marketer" Michael Green and in the middle some other bloke.

Two Big Tits

Initially I wanted to include Mr Farage's "back room boy" - the corrupt former Tory MP Neil Hamilton but Mr Farage has managed to avoid any images of himself with Neil appearing on the interweb and so I had to settle for former Tory MEP and failed UKRIP by-election candidate Roger Helmer  - the chap who thinks a date rape victim "shares a part of the responsibility" and that allowing gay marriage "would lead to the legalisation of communal marriage and incest."

A Big Tit with Two Tits on a Horse

Two Top Tits

Tony Blair - the President of the United States of England with some despot

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